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Hot Actors

Eye candy of all kinds.

There's so many of them...

I like hot actors. You like hot actors. We all like hot actors. I have a particular soft spot for middle-aged men who kind of look like they just got run over by a milk truck, so watch out for that.

Seriously I promise I'm a lesbian I just find hot men aesthetically pleasing

Winona Ryder is hottest in her 40s, when she's giving lightly dishevelled yet intensely warm and genuine. She's also an absurdly skilled actor which is a plus! When she was in Stranger Things, oh my goddddd.


SIGOURNEY WEAVER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YOU'RE NOTHING


Okay listen. Al Pacino's got a rugged charm, and I love that scar(?) he has on the side of his face just below his eye. It's that 'pathetic man who was just run over by a milk truck' appeal.


An obvious pick. Toshiro Mifune was at his hottest in Drunken Angel when he was a deeply sickly, immensely tortured gangster. I wanted to nurse him back to health while slowly poisoning him even more...


My god, talk about range. Takashi Hagino was hot in his youth playing dandy Akira Suzumura, and somehow even hotter playing evil murderer Asakura Takeshi, and SOMEHOW even hotter as he's aged and become a lionesque older man with a grin that could shake mountains.


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